Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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