Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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