Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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