lets start a swedish sibling band together
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's not a walk of shame if you run
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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