is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this just has baby written all over it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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