Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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