im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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