Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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