I cockslap morals
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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