All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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