Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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