the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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