Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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