It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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