u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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