her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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