Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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