So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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