So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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