Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
