I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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