I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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