Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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