i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
