she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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