Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
literally had 100 drinks last night.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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