my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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