I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My ass is underappreciated
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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