if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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