Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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