Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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