maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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