guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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