But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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