WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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