What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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