she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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