Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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