Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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