it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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