She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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