I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
