The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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