Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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