im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I love you. Go after that dick
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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