girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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