I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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