were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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