I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Congratulations! We have a period
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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