Taylor Swift is so right about you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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