kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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