I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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