yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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