Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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