She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We're using joints as your birthday candles
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You are the jesus of drinking
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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